SEASON 3: "what? we got commissioned for another season? why?"

the crystal empire - part 1

oh hey guys check out this new empire we found that we can rule over i sure hope nothing bad h OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

the crystal empire - part 2

spike saves the day against an overglorified shadow the hedgehog oc by YEETING THAT HORSE BABEY

too many pinkie pies

pinkie pie learns how to CTRL + C CTRL + V in real life, twilight and assigned friends must kill every pinkie pie in the local area (including possibly the original pinkie pie) just to keep their nation safe

one bad apple

applebloom's cousin is a huuuuuuuuuge cunt but this time despite causing endless trauma and harm to the disabled 3 she gets a last minute redemption arc and proceeds to anhiliate her original clan. it also has a nice song, that's all that matters

magic duel

MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE!

sleepless in ponyville

the disabled 3 get the classic experience of hearing creepypastas from a friend late at a sleepover and then not being able to sleep for the entire night

wonderbolts academy

uhh rainbow dash has sexual tension with another pony, oh yeah she got into wonderbolts academy. and then her friends almost die. i don't know the only thing i remember from this episode is soarin appears for the first time in two seasons

apple family reunion

applejack's large probably incestuous family have a large meetup but applejack's ptsd of working at the mines at the age of 10 kick in and she orders everyone to prepare themselves for the vietnam war (together we can racist barn, one two three four)

spike at your service

spike gets saved like every other wednesday because he's a huge pansy, but this time he poorly attempts to hide his mistress femdom fetish by saying he owns his life to applejack. and penis. (thank fucking god they didn't go with the original script)

keep calm and flutter on

celestia decides to tell twilight and assigned friends to bring discord back for shits and giggles, what the horsies don't know is that celestia was just trolling and now celestia has to make the shit poor excuse of saying that fluttershy has to take care of him because uhhhh she's nice or whatever. fluttershy's thin layered monsterfucker preferences has her ocassionally get mad at his constant abusive behaviour but then at the end he's kinda nice so all is forgiven. i've written an entire page of why i hate discord by the way

just for sidekicks

"we forgot to include spike in next week's episode's script boss." "fuck it, just add another episode bullying him!"

games ponies play

the horsies do a fyre festival and accidentally greet the wrong organizer for the horse olympics, whoever this random ass pony is though trolls them epic style the entire day and does not suffer legal reprecussions

magical mystery cure

we're suddenly thrusted into the final episode, as twilight sparkle wakes up to a beautiful morning, only to find out her arcanic magic she half assed from a government file last night fucked everyone's personalities up. twilight must fix up each of her no longer assigned but truly for realsies friends to create a perfect harmonious day like any other.........................