MY LITTLE PONY: THE DEATH OF ALL FRIENDSHIP
despite being a well known series, not many people actually know about the happenings inside of the show. bronies as well did not give the show a very good reputation because they recommended people very biased episodes that did not necessarily have good writing but only the biggest amount of fanservice that shat the show to hell.
i am here to give all non-horsie fansies to get to choose an episode of their own, in the most minimal way, for my own sanity.
SEASON 1: ENTER THE HELLHOLE
friendship is magic - part 1
incel 4chan user twilight sparkle is sent by her monarch teacher in her advanced course for very important horsies to take care of tax write offs in a local town, what she's not aware of is that she's being sent to the equivalent of horse florida and she will soon have to deal with a bunch of crackheads who refuse to listen to her very real conspiracy theories taken from /x/ about the mare in the moon, nightmare moon, coming to kill everyone soon.
friendship is magic - part 2
twilight and assigned friends (a crackhead, a crackhead, a 'user of recreational drugs for artistic pursuit', a pothead and a racist) head over to the big spooky forest to possibly defeat nightmare moon and resolve family trauma between a cruel monarch and some shadow the hedgehog oc. will twilight finally find purpose in her life besides getting into online arguments and being autistic about magic the gathering? find out in the next episode of dragon ball Z
the ticket master
twilight gets two tickets to the local rich people party for rich people and is forced to choose one of her friends. for some this is something incredibly important that could deeply help their economic status, for others it means getting drunk, harassing rare animal species and wanting to fuck celebrities. which will twilight decide on?
applebuck season
applejack puts herself through the russian sleep experiment due to an economic inbalance in her life that will lead her to overwork every day of the week due to her poor class status. none of her friends help her because they're assholes
griffon the brush off
rainbow dash's lesbian lover comes to town and is a huuuuuuuge fucking cunt to everyone. thankfully pinkie pie is an expert in trolling and will do everything in her power to make sure she is left with permanent trauma
boast busters
best horse comes to town to troll the ever loving shit out of everyone. however twilight, high level user of magic the gathering will recognize that she is using cheats and puts her through trials that will show that trixie's perfect razzle dazzling will eventually get her banned from the gmod RP server
dragonshy
twilight and assigned friends go on a runescape quest to kill a level 100 dragon, and it is up to fluttershy's animal-type cleric powers to defeat the creature in exchange for 500 rupies. my little pony, murdering rare species is magic!
look before you sleep
twilight puts her two friends to reenact her yuri fanfiction without their consent, shenanigans happen
bridle gossip
twilight and assigned friends return to the spooky forest in the assumption that the local non-pony is a thug drug dealer, due to their fascist anti-sjw beliefs, the girls will be affected with the effects of an overdose through the powers of non-consensual natural venomic acid consumption. racism, penis jokes, deep voices and booty shaking occur in a very wacky day for the horsies!
swarm of the century
ponyville is infected with thousands of parasitic creatures who may kill all ponies once their food stock runs out, but watch out, our monarch leader wants to throw a party anyways!
winter wrap up
twilight becomes accostumed to the town's local cult activities, including destroying the local enviroment for the sake of making sure next season's crops are healthy, completetly disregarding the animals habitats.
can a city girl fit into such commoner activities? and how many ponies will die of frostbite?
call of the cutie
in the fear of being considered a failure and forced to work at the farms like many of her siblings, appplebloom seeks to find her government approved purpose in life, meeting two equally disabled friends in the way!
fall weather friends
the two strongest lesbian butches in the land compete to out butch eachother in their sheer power to run to the local skate park faster, what will happen in this beautiful romantic comedy, and what does twilight have anything to do with this anyways?
suited for success
rarity finally gets the confidence to open up her commissions, and asks her friends to commission her to make a commissioning image to pin to her twitter, to her dismay though, all her friends have no concept of how to design even a rainbow, and rarity has to go through the hell of saturated colors and the painfully detailed
feeling pinkie keen
through the sheer power of her epileptic and autistic powers combined, pinkie pie has opened her third eye to an ability unknown to god himself which allows her to see the future, past and present. this sheer idea goes against all of twilight's anti-government theories though, and she will make sure to find a way to claim her disabilities are faked
sonic rainboom
rainbow dash sets herself to break all aerial logic and fly at such speeds that could easily kill everyone within a 300 meter radius, rarity doesn't give a fuck though and decides to be an attention whore. if someone asks you about the oppenheimer movie show them this
stare master
fluttershy uses her military tactics to abuse her animals, meanwhile the three disabled fillies put themselves in inminent danger to see if they can get tik tok famous
show stoppers
the three disabled fillies become fans of obscure 80s glam rock bands, they try to become the next bowie and unsurprisingly they get bullied and laughed at by everyone and noone ever thinks of them well ever again because they're nerds
a dog and pony show
while working for the emerald mines owned by elon musk, rarity is kidnapped by cave furries who have created their own gooning society created within jailcell's of the nation's old leftovers of a coup d'etat. our horsie friends must save rarity before she is used for non-consensual purposes! which should not be that worrying considering rarity grooms spike into a pedophilic relationship earlier in the episode
green isnt your color
rarity uses fluttershy in her runaways for clout displaying her despite her severe disabilities, much to noone's surprise though, fluttershy becomes ten times popular than rarity and is loved by everyone. rarity starts questioning how moral it is to commit homicide
over a barrel
RACISM (and braeburn. god i love braeburn.)
a bird in the hoof
fluttershy finds a weird fucking bird, she's not aware it's the monarch's bird though, and once she finds out she tries everything to keep it alive knowing that otherwise she might be put in trial and executed
the cutie mark chronicles
a nice story about how all six of the main horsies get their cutie marks, all at the same time, and how all these crackheads might have met more than due to coincidence (good for a standalone episode)
